Falling Lettuce

Things you learn when beginning most languages:
Colors, numbers, "hi my name is"
Things you learn when beginning Latin:
war, manliness, four words for "death"
Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.

Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via quotes-shape-us)

askswedishfish:

crying

(Source: subliminalsarcasm)

(Source: thinksquad)

(Source: inkquest)

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sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(Source: cabbagerose)

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